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Mike and his mates out for a meal
Q: Whats worse than finding a grub in your apple?
A: Finding half a grub!
from Mike & Bob
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A Stick!
from Joshua Leek age 5
Q: WHAT DO FISH SAY WITHOUT EYES?
A: FSH!
from Gemma
Q: What do Hippies do?
A: hold up your leggies! (haha)
from Jordan Everitt
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To see his flat mate!
from Gemma
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop!
from Usman age 13
Q: A man rode into town on Friday,
he stayed there for three nights
and he rode back home on Friday. How?
A: Because his horse was called Friday!
from Gemma
Q: what comes up and never comes down?
A: the rent!
from Preston OJ & Gerry
Q: What large, grey and goes around and around?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door!
from Roxanne Fahmy (Groovy Chick)
Q: why did the sand scream in horror?
A: because the sea weed!
from Lloyd Powel
Q: This man walks into a bar and said?
A: ow my head!
from Lloyd Powel
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON THAT'S KEEPS ON TALKING
EVEN WHEN OTHERS
HAVE STOPPED LISTENING?
A: A TEACHER!
from Roger V. Lewington
Q: What goes cluck! cluck! bang?
A: A chicken on a mine field!
from the one and only Philip Bessant
Q: What nut has no shell?
A: A doughnut!
from Sima, aged 6
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Mike and his mates out for a meal
Q: What happened to the Irish Man who was ironing his curtains?
A: He fell out the window!
from Thomas Hudson
Q: What does a magician and a footballer have in common?
A: Both do Hat tricks!
from Kathleen Finnegan
Q: bees make honey what do wasps make?
A: waspberry jam!
from Andrrew Fry
Q: Can a shoe box?
A: No, but a tin can!
from CHris Smith
Q: There are two cows in a field.
The first cow says to the second, 'are you worried about Mad
Cow Disease?
A: The second cow says, 'no, ofcourse not because I am a duck!
from Ashleigh Sarah Robertson
Q: Patient........Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards?
A: Doctor.........I'll deal with you later!
from Natalie & Anthony Close aged 10 & 8 years
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You are to young to smoke!
from Natalie & Anthony Close aged 10 & 8 years
Q: Patient........Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains?
A: Doctor.........Pull yourself together!
from Natalie & Anthony Close aged 10 & 8 years
Q: How do you make a sausage roll?
A: Roll it down the hill!
from Natalie & Anthony Close aged 10 & 8 years
Q: Patient........Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me?
A: Doctor.........Next please!
from Natalie & Anthony Close aged 10 & 8 years
Q: When is a horse not a horse?
A: When it is a sore throat!
from James king
Q: Two fish in a tank, One said to the other?
A: Right do you know how to drive this then!
from Lindsay Coulter aged 10
Q: WHAT DOES A HORSE HAVE WHICH NO OTHER ANIMAL HAS?
A: A HORSES HEAD!
from Tony Bateman
Q: how do you get an eliphant down from the tree?
A: put him on a leaf and wait untill autum!
from Delyth Jones age 13
Q: what is a cats favorite take away?
A: egg fried mice!
from Danny Blackwell age 14
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