Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road???
A: To get to the second hand shop!!!
from Andrew ,Stockport
Q. What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A. A pat on the head!
Q. Why did the crew take a bar of soap aboard the ship?
A. In case they got washed ashore!
Waiter Waiter?
Yes Sir?
There is a fly in my soup!
What is it doing?
Backstroke I think!
From Stephen Houston
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A WITCH ITCH?
A: TAKE OFF THE W!
From Paul Watts.
Q.what goes up and never comes down?
A.your age!
Q.what has teeth and never bites?
A.a comb!
From Rae Marshall
There was a Scottish man, an Irish man and an English man, and one day they came across a
magic slide that if you went down it and shouted out anything in the world you would land in
that thing, so the Scottish man went down the slide and shouted lager and he landed in a pool
of lager, the Irish man went down and shouted money and he landed in a pool of money and
then the English man went down the slide and shouted wee wee and landed in a pool of wee
wee!
(nice twist on the usual Scot/Eng/Irish jokes Chris! Well done!)
From Christopher Comrie age 13.
Q. How do you know if a woman has been on the computer?
A. Because there's tippex on the screen (hahahaha)!
Jemma Pethick . England
Q.whats black white black white black white black?
A.a penguin rolling down a hill!
Q.whats black white and laughing?
A.the penguin that pushed the other penguin down the hill!
From "Alan the Chef"
Q: what did the robot say to the petrol pump?
A: take your finger out of your ear and stop ignoring me!
from littlemissstubborn2002@ntlworld.co.uk
Why did the orange stop ?
Because it ran out of juice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From Susan Pethick
Q.how do you get pikachu on the bus?
A.You pokemon!
From emma r
There was a magic slide.If you wanted something you'd shout it on the way down and it would
come true.The scotish man shouted ''WHISKY'' and he landed in it.The Irish man shouted
''GUINNESS''and he landed in it .The Englishman shouted''WEEEEEEEEE''!!!!!!!.
From Gwyn Griffith
Which burns longer, a white candle or a black candle?
Neither - they both burn shorter!!!!
From Becky Kendall
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